French Cheese!

French Cheese

French Cheese is not a food. It’s a religion. Actually, a “co-religion.” Along with Wine and “L’Amour.” So, dontcha be fooled by the official French motto of “Liberte, Egalitie, Fraternitie.” The French real’raison d’etre” be Cheese, Wine and Love!

Another time for Wine and Love. Today, we be getting’ down wit da frommage. Which could be a long, boring limp of Squirrel dookie, considering there are more French Cheeses than days in the year. The late French President Charles DeGaulle, with typical French logic, once cited this factoid as a reason for his difficulty in governing the Country. (“Cheese outnumbers Bureaucrats….film at 11!”)

So, rather than list all 365 plus cheeses (which you can find at cheese-o-pedia) here be

Da BG’s French Cheese Starter Kit
CANTAL – (pro – con- tal)Two flavors to choose from here. Both made from the milk of the Salers (pro – sal-airs) cow.

Fermier. Raw (as in unpasteurized) And the oldest.
Laitier. Pasturized. (as in un-raw)

Both are semi-hard with a soft interior. Close to, but not, cheddar, Cantal has a strong, tangy, buttery taste.

COMTE – (pro – com – tay) Sometimes referred to as “Gruyere de Comte”, this unpasteurized semi-hard cheese from the Franche-Comte region of Eastern France has a strong sweet taste.
It’s an A.O.C. cheese. Meaning, it’s certified by the French Government as definitely produced in that region from the milk of local cows.

Appellation Origine Controle, in a sentence, is assurance to the consumer that the product, be it cheese, wine, or, yes, even chickens, are the real local deal.

ROCHEFORT – (pro – roke – afor) This is the Rolls-Royce (perhaps even the Bentley) of the Bleu (that’s blue to us folks) family of frommage. Which includes “Bleu d’Auvergne”, “Stilton” and “Gorgonzola”, to name a few.

Authentic Rochefort, is an A.O.C. cheese. And, as such, must originate from the Combalou caves of Rochefort-sur-Soulzon.

Appearance wise, it’s a white and crumbly, peppered with veins of green mould. If you haven’t already guessed – it DOES have a “tangy” taste.

MORBIER – (Mor-bee-a) Yet another unpasteurized A.O.C. treasure. Rich and creamy with a slightly bitter after taste. And a strong “aroma.”

BEAUFORT – (pro – bo – four)Three varieties of this unpasteurized A.O.C. teeth cleaner (honest – ask your dentist!) It’s a “sharpie” taste-wise. Similiar to Gruyere and Comte. And produced in the French Alps.

CHEVRE – (pro – chev-ra) This is the generic name for goats cheese. of which there are about 6 million (ok – maybe a little less) varities. With textures ranging from rock hard to creamy soft. Flavors generally subtle and mild, and often mixed with herbs. Three of the more celebrated are Saint Maure de Touraine, Selles-sur-Cher, and Crottin du Chavignol.

BREBIS (pro – bro -bee) des PYRENNES – This lush, semi-frim textured cheese is made from sheep’s milk in the Pyrennes mountains. Nutty, buttery flavors. Which are absent from the Un-pasturized version of Ossau-Iraty.

SAINT MARCELLIN – (pro – san- mar-cell -an) from the Isere region of the Rhone Valley, this mild, creamy wonder, 50% butterfat gets progressively runny with age. Starting out creamy white, and morphing blue and yellow as tempus fugits.

MAROILLES – (pro – mar-wahl) Outside an Orange-Red washed rind. Inside – A Strong Aroma. Not for the processed cheese crowd.

EPOISSES – Napolean’s favorite cheese. The renowned Epicure Brillat-Savarin was also pretty high on it. Produced from the village of the same name in the Cote D’Or region of Burgundy, (serious wine country) this pungent cheese with a soft Red-Orange color, has it’s rind washed in Marc de Burgogne. The local Brandy. How “pungent” is it? WWWell……it’s banned from public transport. If that gives you a clue.

Even if you’re an atheist, you will believe there’s a God and a Heaven when the cheese plate arrives. Because your hosts, with more fervor than a Baptist revival meeting, will not only preach and praise the virtues of their fav. frommage – but passionately regale you with their most memorable up close ‘n personal Cheese experiences.

P’s ‘n Q’s

It is at this moment, dear reader, you should be devoutly, religiously attentive. Or your chances of a return invite are toast! But, be warned, Cheese, ‘though innocent in appearance, is dense in reality. A little goes a long, long way. (Especially after a monster French meal!)

Suggested M.O.

On the first invite, you should be tasting all the goodies. Appreciative nibbles interspersed with appropriate “Tres Bonnes.” Your “piece de la resistance” should be rhapsodizing over one particular frommage. (a good faux rhapsody will suffice if the real deal is not available.)

The Payoff

This will establish you in the stomachs of your hosts, as a person of refined taste and elegance who should definitely be invited back to Cheese heaven.

OK – finishing a serious French chow down with dense chunks ‘o dairy is a step learning curve for us folks from “over there.” But after you get you head (and your teeth)around it – it’s as natural as rosé on a hot day.

And are we ready for the “Cheese Wars” now?

THROW ME A BONE HERE PEOPLE!

What are ya thinkin’?

Article by By Christopher Strong…Christopher Strong is the Creator/Director/Host of the Lifestyle/Adventure TV Series – “Bicycle Gourmet’s Treasures of France”, and author of “Gliding to the Bonheur.” His behind the scenes story of the “Bicycle Gourmet experience.” Share more of his adventures at – bicyclegourmet.com.  Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/4500168

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